Saturday, January 22, 2005

Polygamy Primer

This is great: The State of the Beehive points to a "polygamy primer" published by the Utah Attorney General's office. (Not to be confused with "Polygamy Porter.") I can only imagine:
  1. "Mary ... no, Sue?" Don't put your foot in your mouth: Keep a cheat sheet on hand to remember each wife's name.

  2. Don't forget the Golden Rule: If there's a sock on the doorhandle, it's her lucky night.

  3. Remember: rotation. As one bride reaches 21, add a 14 year old to the stable. No need to see only wrinkles, man!


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